She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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