im drinking this country out of the recession.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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