Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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