booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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