I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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