32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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