Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I think my moral compass just broke
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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