My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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