Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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