You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
