she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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