I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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