butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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