Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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