she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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