i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
No subtext here. People are naked.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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