How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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