it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
