Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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