Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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