...so i touched it.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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