What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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