I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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