Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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