I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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