This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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