it's too hot outside to masturbate.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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