4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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