My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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