My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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