O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Pants are for mortals
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Randomize
