how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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