i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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