You work out of a Hotel?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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