Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Randomize
