my mouth tastes like poor choices
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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