well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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