Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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