She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i think i have two assholes
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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