We won't sleep together?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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