i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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