hell yes lets make some ravioli
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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