literally had 100 drinks last night.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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