Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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