Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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