just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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