My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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