they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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