idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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