remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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