I'm gonna have a badass scar
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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