normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
