I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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